健身狂杀手

　　A gym-obsessed serial killer murders and eats a local drug dealer for their protein, inadvertently sparking a brutal and bloodthirsty tit-for-tat turf war between rival drug gangs老张买了智能门锁，绑定手机开门。结果手机没电，他被困在门外。楼下邻居喊：“你不是智能锁吗？”老张叹气：“锁是智能的，人是手残的。”最后他找开锁师傅，师傅看一眼说：“这锁我打不开，要不您先给它充电？”老张当天就换回了钥匙版，心安多了。